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Tuesday, October 21, 2008
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Sunday, October 12, 2008
The Horns FTW!
First let me say......what an intense game!
Two very good teams with two excellent quarter backs playing a phenomenal game of football! Easily one of the best games ever!
Now that the Texas Longhorns (#5) have a victory of OU (#1), thus dethroneing OU, does that give us the number one slot. Possibly so! Yesterday was the day of the Under Dogs.
Florida (#11) had its victory over LSU (#4) AND Oklahoma State (#17) win over Missouri (#3) upset the top five. I dare say this clears the way for a UT #1 spot?
By the way I did call both of those games and I have my wife, mother-not-in-law, and Aunt-not-in-law as witnesses.
Two very good teams with two excellent quarter backs playing a phenomenal game of football! Easily one of the best games ever!
Now that the Texas Longhorns (#5) have a victory of OU (#1), thus dethroneing OU, does that give us the number one slot. Possibly so! Yesterday was the day of the Under Dogs.
Florida (#11) had its victory over LSU (#4) AND Oklahoma State (#17) win over Missouri (#3) upset the top five. I dare say this clears the way for a UT #1 spot?
By the way I did call both of those games and I have my wife, mother-not-in-law, and Aunt-not-in-law as witnesses.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Got my yellow belt! Part Two
So the actual test....
It was on a Saturday....bright and early on a Saturday. But my test didn't start then....no sir. My test actually started a week before. See I started my testing by eating lots of leafy green vegetables, mainly spinach. I had to get my fiber up so I could absorb water better.
Now if you ask anyone I am pretty dedicated to staying well hydrated. I drink about a gallon of water a day. And for a 3 1/3 hour belt test....staying hydrated is key!
So I started my belt test on Saturday with what most people in Krav Maga call "the workshop". Its basically your normally Saturday class but the instructor is deliberately, more so than normal, trying wear you out. After a grueling hour of kicking as hard as you can, punching as hard a you can, kneeing as hard as you can, running as hard as you can, jump as high as you can you actually start the test....two and a half hours to go!
You practice all of your Level One Krav Maga moves in every scenario. In the bathroom, in the toliet stall, in the hall way, in an open space, in a parking lot, between cars in a parking lot, getting throw against a hot metal wall, out in an uneven field, out in the drainage ditch right by the high way, out in a gravel parking lot, etc etc.
You basically spend the next hour and half doing every move from the most likely spots that you'll get attacked. Which are Bar restroom, in the Bar, in the bar parking lot.
You send the last hour or phase...however you look at it repeating all the moves again. This is after you have been brought to the brink of exhaustion in the first hour and after demonstrating all the moves in multiple environments for the second hour. Now you spend the last hour after you are totally spent trying as hard as you can to show that you can still do the techniques perfectly.
Once that is over you finish your testing with the "cherry on top". The instructor lines up all the students in two parallel columns. One student stands in front of everyone else. The instructor engages in a choke of his or her choice against this one student. The student then has to break the choke while returning simultaneously with an attack. Then run down the columns, aka the gauntlet, whilst the other students, using body pads, try and prevent the students progress. After breaking out of the gauntlet you fall to the floor and the instructor top mounts the student. The student then has to break the attack and flip the instructor off and over and come up attacking. Rinse and repeat with the next student until everyone has gone.
I did pass.....at no point did I think I did poorly. I know I busted my ass for 3 1/2 hours and did everything perfectly. And as the title gives it away I was awarded my yellow belt in Krav Maga. As for the rest of my weekend. I spent it severely dehydrated trying as best as I could to rehydrate.
It was on a Saturday....bright and early on a Saturday. But my test didn't start then....no sir. My test actually started a week before. See I started my testing by eating lots of leafy green vegetables, mainly spinach. I had to get my fiber up so I could absorb water better.
Now if you ask anyone I am pretty dedicated to staying well hydrated. I drink about a gallon of water a day. And for a 3 1/3 hour belt test....staying hydrated is key!
So I started my belt test on Saturday with what most people in Krav Maga call "the workshop". Its basically your normally Saturday class but the instructor is deliberately, more so than normal, trying wear you out. After a grueling hour of kicking as hard as you can, punching as hard a you can, kneeing as hard as you can, running as hard as you can, jump as high as you can you actually start the test....two and a half hours to go!
You practice all of your Level One Krav Maga moves in every scenario. In the bathroom, in the toliet stall, in the hall way, in an open space, in a parking lot, between cars in a parking lot, getting throw against a hot metal wall, out in an uneven field, out in the drainage ditch right by the high way, out in a gravel parking lot, etc etc.
You basically spend the next hour and half doing every move from the most likely spots that you'll get attacked. Which are Bar restroom, in the Bar, in the bar parking lot.
You send the last hour or phase...however you look at it repeating all the moves again. This is after you have been brought to the brink of exhaustion in the first hour and after demonstrating all the moves in multiple environments for the second hour. Now you spend the last hour after you are totally spent trying as hard as you can to show that you can still do the techniques perfectly.
Once that is over you finish your testing with the "cherry on top". The instructor lines up all the students in two parallel columns. One student stands in front of everyone else. The instructor engages in a choke of his or her choice against this one student. The student then has to break the choke while returning simultaneously with an attack. Then run down the columns, aka the gauntlet, whilst the other students, using body pads, try and prevent the students progress. After breaking out of the gauntlet you fall to the floor and the instructor top mounts the student. The student then has to break the attack and flip the instructor off and over and come up attacking. Rinse and repeat with the next student until everyone has gone.
I did pass.....at no point did I think I did poorly. I know I busted my ass for 3 1/2 hours and did everything perfectly. And as the title gives it away I was awarded my yellow belt in Krav Maga. As for the rest of my weekend. I spent it severely dehydrated trying as best as I could to rehydrate.
Here's farting at you kid
A West Virginia man has been charged with battery to a police officer. "Officer" T.E. Parsons is accusing Jose Cruz of battery for…….get this……farting on him! Yeah, no sh!t! Farting in him!
Apparently our flatulent fellow faces felony fines for farting farcically forthwith fanning foul fumes forward. Our Officer in this story, T.E. Parsons, is now laying assault charges on the farting felon.
If farting on someone is enough to get assault charges laid on them then I am in dead doo doo. I think there is a class action law suit forming against me here at the office. Not to mention my wife….who in this criteria is assaulted nightly…….
LINK: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26877682/
*MSNBC.com as of 9/25/2008
Apparently our flatulent fellow faces felony fines for farting farcically forthwith fanning foul fumes forward. Our Officer in this story, T.E. Parsons, is now laying assault charges on the farting felon.
If farting on someone is enough to get assault charges laid on them then I am in dead doo doo. I think there is a class action law suit forming against me here at the office. Not to mention my wife….who in this criteria is assaulted nightly…….
LINK: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26877682/
*MSNBC.com as of 9/25/2008
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Neo-cons EVERYWHERE
My brother recently called.
Initially I am excited but our conversations soon turn towards politics. Its really a love hate thing with me and politics right now. I stepped out of the political spot light for a much needed break. I guess I was never much suited to wield the powers of control.
Oh, right! So we start talking about politics. Now my brother is a die hard Republican and....well I have principles. No, I am not a Democrat. So when you start mixing principles with Republican/Democrat agendas you tend to get one hell of a $h*t storm. Oil and water those two.......oh get it! Oil! HA! I wasn't even trying on that one.
Anywho, so we go down our normal discussion on how the Republicans are worse than the Democrats. Democrats lie, cheat, steal, are openly socialist and all that crap BUT at least they tell you to your face. Republicans lie, cheat, steal, are closet socialist. You don't find out about it until one of them is snorting coke off some interns cock.
My brother and I are in a political dog fight that would put Manfred von Richthofen to shame. And, as usual, I lay out example by example how the GOP is about preserving the "business" and not the Republican principles established long ago. *COUGH* Small decentralized government, excise only tax, no meddling in affairs of other nations, free trade
Usually my brother tires of the philosophical ass whooping and switches to baseball discussion or suddenly has to go and put the kids to bed (at 3pm in the afternoon?). This time however he said to take it to the blog. Intriguing! Can I accept this pseudo-challenge to express my logic backed views with full references on a publicly viewable online log of written thoughts?
By golly I think I can take a crack at this!
Initially I am excited but our conversations soon turn towards politics. Its really a love hate thing with me and politics right now. I stepped out of the political spot light for a much needed break. I guess I was never much suited to wield the powers of control.
Oh, right! So we start talking about politics. Now my brother is a die hard Republican and....well I have principles. No, I am not a Democrat. So when you start mixing principles with Republican/Democrat agendas you tend to get one hell of a $h*t storm. Oil and water those two.......oh get it! Oil! HA! I wasn't even trying on that one.
Anywho, so we go down our normal discussion on how the Republicans are worse than the Democrats. Democrats lie, cheat, steal, are openly socialist and all that crap BUT at least they tell you to your face. Republicans lie, cheat, steal, are closet socialist. You don't find out about it until one of them is snorting coke off some interns cock.
My brother and I are in a political dog fight that would put Manfred von Richthofen to shame. And, as usual, I lay out example by example how the GOP is about preserving the "business" and not the Republican principles established long ago. *COUGH* Small decentralized government, excise only tax, no meddling in affairs of other nations, free trade
Usually my brother tires of the philosophical ass whooping and switches to baseball discussion or suddenly has to go and put the kids to bed (at 3pm in the afternoon?). This time however he said to take it to the blog. Intriguing! Can I accept this pseudo-challenge to express my logic backed views with full references on a publicly viewable online log of written thoughts?
By golly I think I can take a crack at this!
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Holy moses! I have playlist!
Like no sh*t! I've had a play list on playlist.com since I could entertain myself by wiggling my own wiener and that's like.......like.....a long freaking time. You should see some of the tricks I can do wi.....yeeahaha ok. Lets gets back on topic
I guess Blogspot is taking on wordpress in the Gizmo market and added a TON of new stuff. AND one of those new things was the playlist.com widget! NOW! I can listen to bad arse tunes at work and you can listen to them to....my music! Oh yeah baby! Nothing says quartlery business review like ZZTOP and "La Grange" playing in the back ground!
I guess Blogspot is taking on wordpress in the Gizmo market and added a TON of new stuff. AND one of those new things was the playlist.com widget! NOW! I can listen to bad arse tunes at work and you can listen to them to....my music! Oh yeah baby! Nothing says quartlery business review like ZZTOP and "La Grange" playing in the back ground!
History ... reduex
What was it..... I think it was the Orleans and London Avenue canals that had its retaining walls pushed out during Katrina? I seem to remember it being those two but let me recap what I am babbling about.
We all remember Katrina and how New Orleans flooded. Now something about the geography of New Orleans. It sits BELOW and BETWEEN a huge arse lake and the huge arse Mississippi river. BELOW and BETWEEN......like a city size punch bowl.
Now Katrina didn't dump a lot of water on New Orleans. Not so much as any other hurricane and if it had just been that then things might have been very different for New Orleans. What Katerina did do was PUSH a whole hell of a lot of water into the New Orleans canal system. One particular canal, the industrial canal, was over come with a type 3 equivalent surge that capped the canal walls and spilled onto the ground holding the foundation. As you can guess water washed away the ground and with nothing else holding the wall up it......promptly fell.....flooing down town New Orleans.
The one-two combo on Katrina was the previous two canals I mentioned. It seems that when the Army core of Engineers build those two canals they didn't seem to do much with the soil. This very sand soil with clay on top. This sand rich soil was no match against type 1 equivalent surge that raced down the canals. And as the water NEVER reached the top of the canal walls it merely pushed them....like you would a toy bulldozer pushes sand in a sand box.
Well, you should know me by now. I usually don't bring stuff up unless there is a reason. And had it not been for an article that came out last May, then I might not be alarmed. But then I looked at the weather report. And I started reading about how tropical storm Gustav is going to become hurricane Gustav. And then I read how hurricane Gustav is going to be a level three hurricane. And then I said to myself....."Self, I wonder where this level three hurricane is heading". Glad I asked myself as this is what I found.
Um.....to quote Braveheart on this one "The good lord tells me can get me out of this one but he tells me, you're fvcked!"
We all remember Katrina and how New Orleans flooded. Now something about the geography of New Orleans. It sits BELOW and BETWEEN a huge arse lake and the huge arse Mississippi river. BELOW and BETWEEN......like a city size punch bowl.
Now Katrina didn't dump a lot of water on New Orleans. Not so much as any other hurricane and if it had just been that then things might have been very different for New Orleans. What Katerina did do was PUSH a whole hell of a lot of water into the New Orleans canal system. One particular canal, the industrial canal, was over come with a type 3 equivalent surge that capped the canal walls and spilled onto the ground holding the foundation. As you can guess water washed away the ground and with nothing else holding the wall up it......promptly fell.....flooing down town New Orleans.
The one-two combo on Katrina was the previous two canals I mentioned. It seems that when the Army core of Engineers build those two canals they didn't seem to do much with the soil. This very sand soil with clay on top. This sand rich soil was no match against type 1 equivalent surge that raced down the canals. And as the water NEVER reached the top of the canal walls it merely pushed them....like you would a toy bulldozer pushes sand in a sand box.
Well, you should know me by now. I usually don't bring stuff up unless there is a reason. And had it not been for an article that came out last May, then I might not be alarmed. But then I looked at the weather report. And I started reading about how tropical storm Gustav is going to become hurricane Gustav. And then I read how hurricane Gustav is going to be a level three hurricane. And then I said to myself....."Self, I wonder where this level three hurricane is heading". Glad I asked myself as this is what I found.Um.....to quote Braveheart on this one "The good lord tells me can get me out of this one but he tells me, you're fvcked!"
Eating right
You may not have noticed my weight ticker as been plateaued at 180 and if you haven't you're a bad person. Sorry, if you haven't noticed my weight ticker as been plateaued. I've been at 180 for about two months.....maybe less.
Not to say that I am not losing fat....just gaining muscle as fast as I lose weight. And I do notice when I do those midnight nude poses in the mirror. I'm very sexy.
Yeah, anywho, 180....last two months...right...right. So needless to say I got a little frustrated at not being able to drop down.
So I looked towards changing my diet. I did and that the end of the blog post. Crap man....I need a scribe. BRB and I'll finish this post then........crap. Did I save this post or publish it? Damn, gotta run
Not to say that I am not losing fat....just gaining muscle as fast as I lose weight. And I do notice when I do those midnight nude poses in the mirror. I'm very sexy.
Yeah, anywho, 180....last two months...right...right. So needless to say I got a little frustrated at not being able to drop down.
So I looked towards changing my diet. I did and that the end of the blog post. Crap man....I need a scribe. BRB and I'll finish this post then........crap. Did I save this post or publish it? Damn, gotta run
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