Thursday, July 5, 2012

Bail out

Back in 2007 I had a strong objection to the Bush bail out. Oddly enough, it was the Democrats in my office that chastised me. I was called heartless for wanting millions of people to lose their jobs if the banks collapsed.

So....how is the banking industry doing now? Do a Google search for Bank of America and foreclosures. Single mothers, Solders, elderly, even fire fighters are losing their homes. 

Just sayin'

You know, since WE bailed the industry out....and then lost our jobs......and then our houses.....so they can keep theirs

Just sayin'

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Daddy bee

If you don't sniffle a little then I don't know what will

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Feather ear rings

Stalking in the front parking space at the supermarket. I look to my right and I see a woman hop out of a minivan wearing feather ear rings. Full on feathers people! I wonder what she said to herself this morning? " I want a man who wants to fuck an eagle " SEXY

Friday, March 2, 2012

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

A little common sense please

So some poor guy goes to a sarcastically themed fast food restaurant.Either before, during, of after his meal of a "triple bypass burger" he became (I suspect) diaphoretic and aphasic. What I think stinks about this whole story are the other customers of the heart attack barn, or whatever its name is, who reportedly just sat there and watched without offering aid. Even worse, they were all laughing like it was some sort of gimmick. Ladies and gentlemen, you cannot fake diaphoresis. If you see someone that becomes super sweaty, cold, and/or pale shit is about to hit the fan. Another tip would be the fire engine and ambulance showing up. Tends to alert a normal thinking person that something has gone awry.

Laughing at someone in a medical emergency is tasteless and crass. Bad form America, bad form.

El linko from MSNBC

/soapbox

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Ceeeerap!

My little daughter went flying past me, with not just one fly-swatter I could not find but both of them, saying  "god damn bugs".

I guess.......yeah......*sigh*

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Anyone hear of the 4 year old that brought some pot to lunch?

Capitalize on the event, start teaching economics


El linko

I really had more to say on this but I totally lost track and ate a box of cookies