New office

[Monday's post 1-26-2009]

So the company saw it fit to move me out from the basement and into my own office. I have a phone...a chair....and even a calculator. I tell ya I am moving up in the world. They say if I am really good that they let me borrow the hall pass so I can go potty in the restroom. I have goals people...GOALS!

In other news....its Monday. President Obama promised to get rid of Monday's. He told me so when he stopped here in Austin during his campaign. Yet, here it is Monday and he is President! WTF dude! I mean you can close that Gitmo abomination but you can't strike Monday from the books. Weak dude, weak. Hope my arse!