Thursday, December 27, 2012

*MAYDAY* Fire Fighter down!

Well damn......busted something somewhere in my back and shoulder and it hurts like a son of a biscuit. I catch a lot of flak for preaching proper lifting and not letting others try and show off when lifting. If its a two man lift then I make it a two man lift. Well here I am, lame duck.

We had a heavy shift last week and towards the end we had a cardiac arrest call. Dude was alert and oriented but not looking so hot. Then he was not...barely had time to get the 12 lead on before he tach'ed out (Ventricular Tachycardia). It was weird cause I had the stretcher there next to the patient and as he was falling it was kind of this unspoken..."lift this fat f&#k now or we'll never get him on a stretcher without an engine crew". Should of waited for the engine crew.......

Now I am out of action, whining and groaning like an old man, and already fed up with workers comp.. I don't see how people can recover when W/C is involved. Oh well, gotta jump through the hoops, right?

FML

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Reallly...dot dot dot

Adelle is playing on the radio, and I was just thinking "OMG it's been such a long time since I heard this song".

FML

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Waffle House is for winners

In a 2007 brawl at a local Waffle House in Atlanta, Kid Rock was arrested. I know, I know. You are totally thinking Donny Bonaduce but no. Good old, Ex Pamela Anderson p-whipped, His name is not Cain, Kid freaking rock.

In other news I sat down at 1030hrs with my daughter to MySims: Kingdoms. I just now got off at 1600hrs. Holy crap...I really don't know what just happened.


Friday, August 24, 2012

You ever get the charcoal stack up
You ever get the lighter fluid on the coals
You ever get ready to light your grill and get ready to BBQ
You ever realize you forgot to buy any meat to BBQ
You ever microwave your dinner and watch TV in the dark with a glass of gin

*anger*

Thursday, August 23, 2012

whatever post 1...maybe

I don't want to blog today. I've had the damn thing open (the blog post thing) all day but ...shit...no motivation. That was until I had someone that I am some what associated post something on the facebooks about abortions.

First, my stance, I have not g-d damn idea on what to do with it. Keep it legal or make it illegal. Kill babies or kill freedom. Its not simple. Its not easy. Its not black and white. If you want to blast at me and say every life is precious... please find and talk to every spirit of every dead person from the revolutionary war, war of 1812, civil war, and so on an tell them to fuck off. On the other hand, do babies deserve to die because some meth head vag bouncer wants to score a free round? Pretty F'ed up, right?

One thing I can get on board with is making it a state issue. Government, no matter how noble we think we can portray it, is evil. At its very core, it must subjugate the individual to demands by the force of a gun. That, in every sense is evil. We, in a Republic, walk the very fine paradox. As a safe guard, as a precaution, as a responsibility to our future, and as a service to ourselves, we must seek to always find way to bring government closer into our rule. We must always seek out to reduce foreign and distant rulers. Instead replacing them with neighbors of temporary burden.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Two'fer

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Blogging, the "crisis"

Many moons ago I blogged a lot. That was when I worked at Hell inc., and in reflection I realize I was in a state of depression. It is apparent now that I was kind of using it to escape my problems with my career and the job I had, which I hated with extreme (My boss was a supreme douche and back stabbing coward as well).

Things are different now. I have a career I love, I enjoy going to the station, love my brothers and sisters at the house, just everything about it. I've also noticed that my blogging has dropped/stopped. See a relation?

So my "crisis" is that people tell me I am very creative and a good writer. A few have asked me to start blogging again. It kind of speaks to me when people say this. I have tons of ideas and I almost always have a pen and paper near by so I can write down the ideas that pummel through my head. I also see the blog as kind of my baby. The baby that I have neglected and locked in a dark closet.

So as I toy with the idea and maybe even start jotting down posts, enjoy this:



Thursday, July 5, 2012

Bail out

Back in 2007 I had a strong objection to the Bush bail out. Oddly enough, it was the Democrats in my office that chastised me. I was called heartless for wanting millions of people to lose their jobs if the banks collapsed.

So....how is the banking industry doing now? Do a Google search for Bank of America and foreclosures. Single mothers, Solders, elderly, even fire fighters are losing their homes. 

Just sayin'

You know, since WE bailed the industry out....and then lost our jobs......and then our houses.....so they can keep theirs

Just sayin'

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Daddy bee

If you don't sniffle a little then I don't know what will

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Feather ear rings

Stalking in the front parking space at the supermarket. I look to my right and I see a woman hop out of a minivan wearing feather ear rings. Full on feathers people! I wonder what she said to herself this morning? " I want a man who wants to fuck an eagle " SEXY

Friday, March 2, 2012

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

A little common sense please

So some poor guy goes to a sarcastically themed fast food restaurant.Either before, during, of after his meal of a "triple bypass burger" he became (I suspect) diaphoretic and aphasic. What I think stinks about this whole story are the other customers of the heart attack barn, or whatever its name is, who reportedly just sat there and watched without offering aid. Even worse, they were all laughing like it was some sort of gimmick. Ladies and gentlemen, you cannot fake diaphoresis. If you see someone that becomes super sweaty, cold, and/or pale shit is about to hit the fan. Another tip would be the fire engine and ambulance showing up. Tends to alert a normal thinking person that something has gone awry.

Laughing at someone in a medical emergency is tasteless and crass. Bad form America, bad form.

El linko from MSNBC

/soapbox

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Ceeeerap!

My little daughter went flying past me, with not just one fly-swatter I could not find but both of them, saying  "god damn bugs".

I guess.......yeah......*sigh*

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Anyone hear of the 4 year old that brought some pot to lunch?

Capitalize on the event, start teaching economics


El linko

I really had more to say on this but I totally lost track and ate a box of cookies

Wednesday, January 4, 2012


I'm not one to make New Years resolutions, however I've been "out of pocket" for a year or so with getting on to a fire department and then paramedic school. Now that I am done I have a huuuuuuge "to do" list that has been building up. I figure with my new found "free" time and a new year starting, I can work off the synenergy here. Please note that in typical HCB fasion I proply broke a resolution.
  1. Fix the lawn mower
  2. Fix the leaky roof
  3. Build a garage
  4. Finish the fence
  5. Obey the wishes and whims of Mrs. HCB
  6. Blog everyday