Weird quotes from work 10-16-2007

Co-worker: "The people at site x are not showing up in the system. The site is not going to open"

HCB: "Open! How can they open! They all turned into ZOMBIES and are randomly attacking people. How can you talk about opening at a time like this?!?! Save yourselves!"

Co-worker: ".................................................................................."

Co-worker 2: Here's two bucks......go get yourself a coffee.

HCB: *Skipped down the hall to go get some coffee*