Swimming

back in the day, I was a semi-professional swimmer. I constantly placed first and, tooting my own horn, had a kick ass body. A decade or so later and I am sporting a pretty sweet beer gut.

As of today I am back in the pool..... and then immediately back out. Holy crap am I out of shape! One lap and I was huffing air.

What made matters worse was the JV team pounding out 30 laps right next to me. They probably put a school bus on their shoulders and jogged back to their school.

This is going to take a long time........ *sigh*